Thursday, March 20, 2008

Pissed to the max

I just received a phone call from my daughter and found out her boyfriend threw something at her, and then told her he missed on purpose, and if it happened again he wouldn't miss.

This pissed me off more than anything since my ex threatened to kill me when I forcibly took custody of my daughter 6 years ago. I should head east to kick his punk ass and the consequences be damned. However, my daughter said she had it handled, meaning, Daddy I don't want Jack hurt, and you going to jail.

I know a cripple beating this boy down would ruin his street creds, but how would you handle it?

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Laughing so hard I almost wet myself

This has to be one of the funniest songs I've ever heard AND it's safe for work. Turn your speakers up!