Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Obama's Inauguration

I didn't write an inauguration post because frankly, I couldn't get the words I wanted to write to congeal on the text editor screen. However, imagine my surprise when I read a post by Farmgirl saying almost exactly what I was trying to say.

Tractor Tracks: What? Where?

However, I do need to add a few words (yeah you knew I couldn't keep my mouth shut).

I don't like Obama. It's not a race thing. It's almost evenly split between a difference in ideology and my thought that he is a "do nothing the polls don't want me to do" type of politician. You know, the type that votes present at Senate votes because he hasn't been told explicitly by his handlers what vote to cast.

So while I don't like him, I hope he is a good enough manager and negotiator to fulfill his presidental oath. You know the one, "to preserve and protect the Constitution". I just hope someone slips him a copy of the Constitution so he can familiarize himself with what he is supposed to preserve and protect.

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Home Depot Scam BEWARE

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works:

Two very hot 20 something year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and window cleaner, with their breasts almost falling out out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowes. You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing.

Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen December 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th. Also January 2nd, 4th, twice on the 8th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this weekend. So tell your friends to be careful.

Wal-Mart has wallets on sale $2.99 each. You'll need more than one.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

An Embarrament to the Obamessiah

I'm an embarrassment to Barack!

I only scored 14 on the Obama Test