Christmas travel redeaux

Well, we made it home ok. Traffic in big city wasn't bad because all the idjits were on I-40 with me. Man I hate drivers that don't pay attention to what they're doing. So, to all you jerks who were eating, talking on the phone, arguing, or even possibly, for all I know, getting stoned, while incidentally doing 70 - 80 mph while sharing the road with me, apply oral suction to my sphincter.