Wednesday, August 20, 2008

The Miracle of Toilet Paper

A woman, fresh from a shower, stands in front of a mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts were too small.

Instead of telling her it’s not so, he comes up with a suggestion: “If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds.”

Willing to try anything, she fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.

“How long will this take?” she asked.

“Oh it’ll take several years,” he replies.

“Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make them larger?”

Without missing a beat he says, “Well, it worked for your butt, didn’t it?”

With a great deal of therapy, he may one day walk again.

Stolen from Mostly Cajun.

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