Thursday, August 21, 2008

Redneck Special Forces

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

These boys will be dropped off in Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. A license is not required
4. All weapons are permitted
5. Hunting hours: sunrise to sunrise
6. Field dressing optional
7. Hunters are encouraged to use Live ones for bait!
8. They taste just like chicken.
9. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
10. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday

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